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Caption competition - win a painting!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keep 'em coming fella's more than a few smiles have been raised already Laughing

I have the big chap pointing saying "Warranty sir?...well you see that gate...the warranty lasts right up to there! Shocked

Or.. "It's the telegraph pole you see, the birds like to sit on the wires and my staff spend all day cleaning up the results!" Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry, that is fully welded up, you have a blue car at the front and a red at the back. I did that specialy as you wern't sure which colour?

Hmmm, I am not sure?

Fully garenteed sir!
Garenteed for 24 hours or until driven more than two yards.

Yeah ok then, if you assure me it is safe!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"When Ken said he was going to ring-fence all classics being used in London, I didn't know this is what he meant!"

Scotty. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"'ey up Norman, here comes that McQueen bloke on his 'bike - why can't he use the gate like everyone else??"
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Y' see that Rover? Belonged to royalty it did: you can always tell by the front bumper...

Don.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat bloke pointing to gate:

Yes! Inspector: they stole the body of my Thames Trader... and went THAT way.

Don.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah! I wonder if I could ask you to take a seat in reception sir. Your Standard Eight is ready: but the stupid mechanic has closed the bonnet on his fingers again.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(big bloke, looking at watch)

"Crikey, how much more time do Mr and Mrs Smith need to test the facilities in the old camper van?? at this rate I'll miss Z-Cars"

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just a reminder ladies and gents, only a few more days to go before the end of the caption competition.

Any further entries are welcome - closing date Friday 30th November after which the winner will be announced. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi
"Yes sir, I can promise you that Rover will find it's own way home when you get lost".
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Oh yes Sir, they all come with a guarantee!" Very Happy (under his breath) "I guarantee we won't be here next week!" Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you walk a mile-and-a-half in that direction you will find the bus-stop. Sorry it wasn't ready as we promised sir: but you could try calling in again tomorrow. If you're passing of course?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey at this rate, we will have this police compound looking just like a garage! We will teach them plods whos who!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well folks its name the winner time, and it was quite a tough job to decide I can tell you.

We have finally chosen a winner of the Prize Painting, and in true 'celebrity jungle' style the winner is...... going to be announced later! Laughing

Only kidding!

The wining entry was - "You may laugh Smithers: but in fifty years time these cars will be worth REAL money."

How true! the winner then is forum member Pigtin, PM me with your details and i'll post it off on Monday morning.

a big thanks to all who entered, I hope it's been fun. Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blast!
I thought of a few, but they were all too close to what had been posted.
Well done, Pigtin!
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