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ukdave2002
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
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Location: South Cheshire
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 Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:28 am Post subject: Northern Rock knock on impact |
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Just in case you are not aware of the effect that Northern Rock's problems is having on Japan's banks, I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches and trading in the Kamikaze Bank have ceased trading after its shares nose dived.
At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop.
Analysts also report that something fishy is happening at the Sushi Bank as customers are getting a raw deal. |
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Geoffp
Joined: 27 Nov 2007
Posts: 336
Location: South Staffordshire
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:32 am Post subject: |
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Brilliant 
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Job-Rated
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 1010
Location: Sugarbeet County
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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Nice one, Dave!
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62rebel
Joined: 03 Dec 2007
Posts: 343
Location: Charleston, South Carolina
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Rumour has it that the staff at Kabuki National are not what they seem.... |
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Rick
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Joined: 27 Apr 2005
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Location: UK
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pigtin
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 1879
Location: Herne Bay
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Dogger bank has gone to the dogs. |
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peter scott
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
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Location: Edinburgh
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Jodrell Bank has observed universal inflation. |
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pigtin
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 1879
Location: Herne Bay
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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| River bank has cash-flow problems. |
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Penman
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 4755
Location: Swindon, Wilts.
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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Hi
| pigtin wrote: | | Dogger bank has gone to the dogs. |
I thought Dogger Bank was sinking fast. |
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pigtin
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 1879
Location: Herne Bay
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Better not to think about what 'Doggers' get up to. But I hear that 'Piggy Bank' has had to go to the market to save their bacon and get a slice of the action. |
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Job-Rated
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 1010
Location: Sugarbeet County
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:26 am Post subject: |
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Jodrell Bank have observed a galaxy of complaints...
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peter scott
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
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Location: Edinburgh
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:08 am Post subject: |
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| Well at least they haven't dished up a galaxy of frod like at Soc. Gen. |
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Job-Rated
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 1010
Location: Sugarbeet County
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:18 am Post subject: |
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Pity Gordon Banks wasn't on the scene - they'd save everything!
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Geoffp
Joined: 27 Nov 2007
Posts: 336
Location: South Staffordshire
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:05 am Post subject: |
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At the Samurai Bank there have been some nasty cuts....
Geoff |
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pigtin
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
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Location: Herne Bay
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| alfanut wrote: | At the Samurai Bank there have been some nasty cuts....
Geoff |
This has caused record wihtdrawals at the Blood Bank.  |
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