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Old-Nail
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 Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:23 pm Post subject: Tommy Cooper jokes. |
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"Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them.
It's either my Mum, or my Dad....
Or my older brother Colin...
Or my younger brother HoChaChu...
...But I think it's Colin  |
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Uncle Joe
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Whats wrong with Bob Williamson or Mike Harding jokes then? Choosing a welshman over lancastrians indeed! |
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Old-Nail
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How about Les Dawson then?
There was six blokes beating up the mother in law, someone came to me and said 'aren't you going to help?'
"No" I said, "There's eneough with six!"  |
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Rick
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Job-Rated
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 1010
Location: Sugarbeet County
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"I backed a horse at 10-1. It came in at 20 past 4!"
"Hello.
I can always tell if an audience is going to be good or bad...So, goodnight!"
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Don't run your fingers over my truck & I won't run my truck over your fingers!
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Job-Rated
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
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Location: Sugarbeet County
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"I hurt my back the other day. I was playing piggy-back with my six year old nephew & I fell off!"
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Uncle Joe
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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Can anybody tell me the meaning of the word aspect?
Arthur Askey: Aspect is what you get when you bend down in a hen house.
All the best comedians come from Lancashire! |
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