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Old-Nail Guest
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:43 am Post subject: |
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Keep 'em coming fella's more than a few smiles have been raised already
I have the big chap pointing saying "Warranty sir?...well you see that gate...the warranty lasts right up to there!
Or.. "It's the telegraph pole you see, the birds like to sit on the wires and my staff spend all day cleaning up the results!" |
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buzzy bee Guest
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:02 am Post subject: |
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Don't worry, that is fully welded up, you have a blue car at the front and a red at the back. I did that specialy as you wern't sure which colour?
Hmmm, I am not sure?
Fully garenteed sir!
Garenteed for 24 hours or until driven more than two yards.
Yeah ok then, if you assure me it is safe! |
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Scotty Guest
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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"When Ken said he was going to ring-fence all classics being used in London, I didn't know this is what he meant!"
Scotty. |
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Rick Site Admin
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 22454 Location: UK
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pigtin Guest
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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Y' see that Rover? Belonged to royalty it did: you can always tell by the front bumper...
Don. |
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pigtin Guest
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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Fat bloke pointing to gate:
Yes! Inspector: they stole the body of my Thames Trader... and went THAT way.
Don. |
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pigtin Guest
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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Ah! I wonder if I could ask you to take a seat in reception sir. Your Standard Eight is ready: but the stupid mechanic has closed the bonnet on his fingers again.
Last edited by pigtin on Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:15 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Rick Site Admin
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 22454 Location: UK
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Old-Nail
Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 853
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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Just a reminder ladies and gents, only a few more days to go before the end of the caption competition.
Any further entries are welcome - closing date Friday 30th November after which the winner will be announced. |
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Penman
Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 4765 Location: Swindon, Wilts.
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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Hi
"Yes sir, I can promise you that Rover will find it's own way home when you get lost". |
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Scotty
Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 883
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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"Oh yes Sir, they all come with a guarantee!" (under his breath) "I guarantee we won't be here next week!" |
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pigtin
Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 1879 Location: Herne Bay
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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If you walk a mile-and-a-half in that direction you will find the bus-stop. Sorry it wasn't ready as we promised sir: but you could try calling in again tomorrow. If you're passing of course? |
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buzzy bee
Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 3382 Location: South Cheshire
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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Hey at this rate, we will have this police compound looking just like a garage! We will teach them plods whos who! |
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Old-Nail
Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 853
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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Well folks its name the winner time, and it was quite a tough job to decide I can tell you.
We have finally chosen a winner of the Prize Painting, and in true 'celebrity jungle' style the winner is...... going to be announced later!
Only kidding!
The wining entry was - "You may laugh Smithers: but in fifty years time these cars will be worth REAL money."
How true! the winner then is forum member Pigtin, PM me with your details and i'll post it off on Monday morning.
a big thanks to all who entered, I hope it's been fun. |
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Job-Rated
Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sugarbeet County
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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Blast!
I thought of a few, but they were all too close to what had been posted.
Well done, Pigtin! _________________ Don't run your fingers over my truck & I won't run my truck over your fingers!
http://www.loosechange-band.co.uk/ |
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