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A Fish called Corsa
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

either way, net result is one broken engine, no point blubbering about it now
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think he's trying to Weever web of deceit and he'll probably Clam up if asked.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, whatever the case, you'd need to be a Shrimp to fit in a Corsa. No good for a Whelk like me.

Just Keep Net real.... Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel sorry for the parents: how would you like to razor fish on sick squid a whelk?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is got a good stereo, dove down our road and you could hear "Cod This Be Love by Bob Marlin and The Whalers"
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It’s no good Pouting… should have used an Elver. Now that really is fast!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pigtin wrote:
how would you like to razor fish on sick squid a whelk?


flippering 'eck, how long did it take to come up with that? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

an acquaintance of his, who by his own admission is a bit of a Pollack, plans to build a mobile food van, "eels on reels".

The Corsa owner, being quite envious of this great idea, is naturally a little green around the gills, so won't let him store it at his plaice.

(keep it quiet, but the owner of the car is following this thread on his Apple Mackerel!)
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ukdave2002 wrote:
Is got a good stereo, dove down our road and you could hear "Cod This Be Love by Bob Marlin and The Whalers"


Nice piece of music but I prefer: Stiff Pilchard and the SHADows, with Hank Marlin on the guitar, Singing 'Theme for a Bream'.

As for thinking these up: its easy, all you need is a twisted mind.

I'm going down to the pub now to be silly in different surroundings.

Don. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

or

You're Shrimply The Bass - Tuna Turbot Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah! you've just reminded me of what the car might be: it isn't a Corsa- it's a Sunbream Turbot with a Salmons Tickford body. Embarassed


I shall go and lie down now...
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sea water you've all done to pigtin? Poor sole!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

“What profiteth a man if he gain the whole world but lose his own sole”
(Mark 8:36).
Bout time I gave you 'Chapter and Verse' on something: Lost a sole myself a couple of weeks ago; got tangled up in the rocks and the hook slipped out. Caused me to ponder the book of Mark, and the above observations... but not for very long.

Ecclesiastically. Don.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"My Shell" off the Beetles album Rubber Sole?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Its the Little old Lady from Pasardinea" by Jan & Bream, or the Leach Boys if you prefer Smile
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