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[clan chieftain]

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Often we have heard the saying "You dont know Jack Schitt" Now we have the answer.
Jack Schitt was the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O.Schitt the fertilizer magnate and owner of Kneedeepn Schitt. They had one son Jack.
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They were a deeply religious couple who had 6 children.Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Deep Schitt married dumb Schitt a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years Jack and Noe Schitt divourced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had a son who was shy called Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other children Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt subsequently married the Happens brpthers in a dual ceremony.
Eventually the Schitt-Happens had 3 children called Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt left home to tour the world and eventually returned home with his Italian bride Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says "You dont know Jack Schitt" you can correct them.
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[Greg]

it's true what they say, 'You learn something new everyday'!
Thank you, very informative

Very good

[D4B]

[PAUL BEAUMONT]

Presumably you were told this by their distant cousin Bull Schitt

[Peter_L]

Didn't Bull marry that girl from the village, Lotta Kraph ?

[Keith D]

Larry,

Is this Schitt family part of your Scottish Clan?

[P3steve]

You all need to get out more
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[Peter_L]