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clan chieftain
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They have a cure already..................OINKMENT 
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47p2
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Paddy rang his wife to tell say he was running out of petrol and is scared to stop at the garage for fear of swine flu. She said it's in Mexico you idiot, not Texaco 
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buzzy bee
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| Well you want to try ringing the help line, all you get is crackling! hehe |
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Rick
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roverdriver
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It originated in Mexico a place known for its bacon hot sun, but the health authorities must be ham fisted to have let it escape.
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I was just saying to the wife, because of this swine flu, I don't fancy filling the tank at the local service station.
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"You stupid fool, it's from Mexico, not Texaco!"
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clan chieftain
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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I also heard that when Stephen Hawkins took ill the paramedics didnt know whether to take him to A & E or PC World.
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clan chieftain
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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The first signs of pig flu is when your body gets covered in Rashers.
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