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Ronniej
Joined: 02 Dec 2008 Posts: 239 Location: Blackwood, by Lanark, Scotland
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:31 pm Post subject: THE ULTIMATE ENGINEERING SOLUTION |
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Here we are, all engineering problems reduced to a simple flowchart.[url][/url][img][/img] |
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ukdave2002
Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 4242 Location: South Cheshire
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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Peter_L
Joined: 10 Apr 2008 Posts: 2680 Location: New Brunswick. Canada.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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| I served a long apprenticeship, roughly 64 years to date. I have now developed skills that involved making so many things out of so little that I can now make absolutely anything out of completely nothing. |
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Ray White

Joined: 02 Dec 2014 Posts: 7145 Location: Derby
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Don't laugh, some kid probably got a GCSE A* in 'Engineering principles' for that! |
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goneps
Joined: 18 Jun 2013 Posts: 601 Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:06 am Post subject: |
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The bloke I worked with in Crawley in the early 'seventies had a simple engineering axiom: "If it moves, oil it; if it doesn't move, hit it till it moves, then oil it".
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ka

Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 600 Location: Orkney.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:15 am Post subject: |
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To be fare to the person, the concept is correct, if it should move, then it should move freely, with little lateral or vertical play, if it shouldn't move, then it shouldn't! _________________ KA
Better three than four. |
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Bellroth
Joined: 03 Jul 2015 Posts: 1 Location: Hessen, Germany
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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My father, long since departed, was a fine engineer. He taught me years ago that an engineer was someone who knew whether to gently ease something apart or whether to clout it with a large hammer. This has so far served me well. Although this philosphy has become clouded in recent years by the more modern idea of "Don't force it - use a hammer!"
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clan chieftain

Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Posts: 2041 Location: Motherwell
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:41 am Post subject: |
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Or in the Post Office Garage years ago.....If it doesnt move...paint it.  _________________ The Clan Chieftain |
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Peter_L
Joined: 10 Apr 2008 Posts: 2680 Location: New Brunswick. Canada.
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 11:13 am Post subject: |
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Hi Larry...... Just like the at the Coal Board in the 1960's,
"It's not &*(&^ stuck, your &*^%$% hammer's too &*&^%$ small !!! |
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baconsdozen

Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Under the car.
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Peter_L
Joined: 10 Apr 2008 Posts: 2680 Location: New Brunswick. Canada.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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| baconsdozen wrote: | | An old boat builder I worked with had a similar philosophy with wood screws. He insisted they were put in with a hammer and taken out with a screwdriver. |
When I worked at Penistone, our joiner/carpenter called hammers "Manchester Screwdrivers" |
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Penman
Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 4866 Location: Swindon, Wilts.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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When I worked at Penistone, our joiner/carpenter called hammers "Manchester Screwdrivers" |
I have heard that a 2lb lump hammer is also known as a Swindon Micrometer. _________________ Bristols should always come in pairs.
Any 2 from:-
Straight 6
V8 V10 |
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Ray White

Joined: 02 Dec 2014 Posts: 7145 Location: Derby
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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Not all hammers are synonymous with brute force.
A 'shrinking' hammer can be used in a most creative way by a skilled panel beater.  |
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