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THE ULTIMATE ENGINEERING SOLUTION
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Ronniej



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:31 pm    Post subject: THE ULTIMATE ENGINEERING SOLUTION Reply with quote

Here we are, all engineering problems reduced to a simple flowchart.[url][/url][img][/img]
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I served a long apprenticeship, roughly 64 years to date. I have now developed skills that involved making so many things out of so little that I can now make absolutely anything out of completely nothing.
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Ray White



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't laugh, some kid probably got a GCSE A* in 'Engineering principles' for that!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bloke I worked with in Crawley in the early 'seventies had a simple engineering axiom: "If it moves, oil it; if it doesn't move, hit it till it moves, then oil it".

Richard
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ka



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To be fare to the person, the concept is correct, if it should move, then it should move freely, with little lateral or vertical play, if it shouldn't move, then it shouldn't!
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Bellroth



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father, long since departed, was a fine engineer. He taught me years ago that an engineer was someone who knew whether to gently ease something apart or whether to clout it with a large hammer. This has so far served me well. Although this philosphy has become clouded in recent years by the more modern idea of "Don't force it - use a hammer!"

Bellroth
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clan chieftain



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or in the Post Office Garage years ago.....If it doesnt move...paint it. Laughing Laughing
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Peter_L



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Larry...... Just like the at the Coal Board in the 1960's,

"It's not &*(&^ stuck, your &*^%$% hammer's too &*&^%$ small !!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

An old boat builder I worked with had a similar philosophy with wood screws. He insisted they were put in with a hammer and taken out with a screwdriver.
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Peter_L



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

baconsdozen wrote:
An old boat builder I worked with had a similar philosophy with wood screws. He insisted they were put in with a hammer and taken out with a screwdriver.


When I worked at Penistone, our joiner/carpenter called hammers "Manchester Screwdrivers"
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Penman



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi
peterwpg wrote:


When I worked at Penistone, our joiner/carpenter called hammers "Manchester Screwdrivers"


I have heard that a 2lb lump hammer is also known as a Swindon Micrometer.
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Ray White



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not all hammers are synonymous with brute force.

A 'shrinking' hammer can be used in a most creative way by a skilled panel beater. Wink
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