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clan chieftain
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
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Location: Motherwell
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Couldnt help but laugh at the comments on Welshies request for a magazine article and it got me thinking about funny sayings from different parts of the country. Might as well start it off with a couple.
That miserable he wakens up during the night to see if he has lost any sleep, 
He is so dirty it looks as if he hasnt been washed since the midwife washed him.
And hundreds more........go for it.
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D4B
Joined: 28 Dec 2010
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Location: Hampshire UK
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I was dreaming I was awake, but then I woke up and found myself asleep!!!
(as per Stan Laurel ~ Laurel & Hardy)
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Greeney in France
Joined: 06 Mar 2008
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Location: Limousin area of France
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He has got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle
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Scotty
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| Greeney in France wrote: | | He has got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle |
That image is indelibly imprinted in my mind now!
Mine -
"He's so mean he can peel an orange in his pocket!"
"I see he's got a Newton Mearns flask then - just enough for one." (Newton Mearns is a well-heeled area in Glasgow).
"Never argue with an idiot - it allows them to prove just how much more expert they are in it than you!" |
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RobMoore
Joined: 16 Jan 2011
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Location: Peterlee
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| He is as tight as a camels arse in a sand storm |
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emmerson
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 1268
Location: South East Wales
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| Mad as a box of frogs! |
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BigJohn
Joined: 01 Jan 2011
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Location: Wem, Shropshire
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"About as much use as t*ts on a bull."
a variation on the orange "Could eat a pomegranate in his pocket"
Poor complexion: "Face like a welders bench"
Cosmetically challenged Saturday night pull: "Ten pint Madonna"
Thirsty: "Mouth like the inside of a charcoal burners clog" |
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