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clan chieftain

Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Posts: 2041 Location: Motherwell
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:16 pm Post subject: Funny sayings |
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Couldnt help but laugh at the comments on Welshies request for a magazine article and it got me thinking about funny sayings from different parts of the country. Might as well start it off with a couple.
That miserable he wakens up during the night to see if he has lost any sleep,
He is so dirty it looks as if he hasnt been washed since the midwife washed him.
And hundreds more........go for it. _________________ The Clan Chieftain |
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D4B

Joined: 28 Dec 2010 Posts: 2083 Location: Hampshire UK
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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I was dreaming I was awake, but then I woke up and found myself asleep!!!
(as per Stan Laurel ~ Laurel & Hardy)
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Greeney in France

Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 1173 Location: Limousin area of France
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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He has got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle  _________________ www.OldFrenchCars.com
We do these things not to escape life but to prevent life escaping us |
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Scotty
Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 883
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Greeney in France wrote: | He has got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle  |
That image is indelibly imprinted in my mind now!
Mine -
"He's so mean he can peel an orange in his pocket!"
"I see he's got a Newton Mearns flask then - just enough for one." (Newton Mearns is a well-heeled area in Glasgow).
"Never argue with an idiot - it allows them to prove just how much more expert they are in it than you!" |
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RobMoore
Joined: 16 Jan 2011 Posts: 105 Location: Peterlee
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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| He is as tight as a camels arse in a sand storm |
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emmerson
Joined: 30 Sep 2008 Posts: 1268 Location: South East Wales
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Mad as a box of frogs! |
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BigJohn
Joined: 01 Jan 2011 Posts: 954 Location: Wem, Shropshire
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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"About as much use as t*ts on a bull."
a variation on the orange "Could eat a pomegranate in his pocket"
Poor complexion: "Face like a welders bench"
Cosmetically challenged Saturday night pull: "Ten pint Madonna"
Thirsty: "Mouth like the inside of a charcoal burners clog" |
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